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dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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trentofsky:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

ven0moth:

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

it’s caled a fucking date

shisnojon:

honestly

dekutree:

mangoshawty:

reallylameblog:

dekutree:

if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?

Execute The Furries

*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

imaginary-boy-friends:

searching something up when everyone says dont do it image

c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you