if tumblr is so accepting than why is it that i, a straight man,
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
when boys take off their hoodies and their shirt comes off with it
L is for the Letter L
O is for the Omelette in my sheets
V is very very
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
what the fuck do you mean shrek isnt attractive
when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”
actual straight white boy problems: when people reduce a group of people to a label for biased assholes to make abusive jokes out of
dam bro… chill…. drink a protein shake….