Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him
i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”
and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”
*hides good snacks from family members*
oh my god
it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something
what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to
OH YOU’RE MY FRIEND???? name 3 of my albums.
guys… it’s a palm tree.