if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group
there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?
Execute The Furries
*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows
searching something up when everyone says dont do it
reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries
girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you