im kate and i say rebagel instead of reblog
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vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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  • me: *accidentally clicks something*
  • me: *drags it across the screen so it can't open*

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)

kantamizuno:

THE GREATEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

I didn’t know why I was going to cry, but I knew that if anybody spoke to me or looked at me too closely the tears would fly out of my eyes and the sobs would fly out of my throat and I’d cry for a week.
Sylvia PlathThe Bell Jar (via feellng) ←

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

sushinfood:

how do children EXIST