straight white boy problems

amerlcanapparel:

thedorkiestviking:

amerlcanapparel:

when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”

actual straight white boy problems: when people reduce a group of people to a label for biased assholes to make abusive jokes out of

dam bro… chill…. drink a protein shake….

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes


911official:

wait

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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contraception:

straight people: um that’s not homophobic!! homophobic means ‘scared of gay people’ :) he only said all gay people are subhuman abominations he’s not scared of them it’s not homophobic!! :)

evilblogger:

"what are you drinking?"

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monobeartheater:

modorrelin:

there are too many vines of cishet boys in wigs making fun of girls. we need more vines making fun of cishet boys. girls wearing snapbacks and basketball shorts like ”bro hold my AXE i’m gonna draw a penis on this board” ”yeah draw a penis haha *frightened look at camera* i’m not gay tho”

someone please make that vine

michaxl:

the other day i thought about sweaters and then i thought about boys in sweaters and then i thought about holding hands with boys in sweaters and then i got very emotional

lovesexdevotion:


That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

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