crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said
i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you
i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”
When the teacher calls on you in class, even though you didn’t raise your hand
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage