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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

tumbledore-:

God I love this time of year.

nerdjpg:

duh-heo:

manga*

jaspersforever:

soulpxnk:

science side of tumblr why am i emo

your black skinny genes

femalewrappers:

niall horan is such an inspiration

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

stargates:

why is this so hard